YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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