Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I want to be your penis for a week.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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