She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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