just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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