He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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