Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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