You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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