New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Don't judge me šš¼ his dick just whispers my name
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
After everything Iāve doneā¦ had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey gamesā¦. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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