i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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