There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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