im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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