We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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