You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
The ass gains better be worth it
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