The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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