yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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