I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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