Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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