Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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