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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So i had sex for a couple seconds last night

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• (323): View more from California

  Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i will soon be in a relationship on fb

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  you!?

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  me and your mom. i mean, lisa.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i can't find my house

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  we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

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  i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.

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