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(518): View more from New York

i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.

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(518): i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage. http://tfl.nu/gxvx

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(248): View more from Michigan

I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?

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(248): I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape? http://tfl.nu/ekyk

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(305): View more from Florida

So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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(305): So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even? http://tfl.nu/nzpq

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(207): View more from Maine

no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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(207): no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod. http://tfl.nu/vf6z

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(585): View more from New York

Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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(585): Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven. http://tfl.nu/xlkq

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(586): View more from Michigan

he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.

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(586): he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck. http://tfl.nu/s6ky

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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(702): I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks. http://tfl.nu/qdu7

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system

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(484): she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system http://tfl.nu/uwvr

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.

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(+44): i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating. http://tfl.nu/8l9m

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(256): View more from Alabama

I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.

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I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them

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FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT

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(256): I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship. (1-256): I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them (256): FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT http://tfl.nu/i1rw

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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.

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(898): Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous. http://tfl.nu/8yxh

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(831): View more from California

Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here

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(831): Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here http://tfl.nu/u7a6

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(519): View more from Ontario

don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom

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(519): don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom http://tfl.nu/zs1y

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(989): View more from Michigan

Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.

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(989): Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert. http://tfl.nu/zbuo

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(972): View more from Texas

If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.

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(972): If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it. http://tfl.nu/j3kl

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