he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay