Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon

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(203): View more from Connecticut

recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding

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(516): View more from New York

You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?

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(587): View more from Alberta

the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns

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(815): View more from Illinois

Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?

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(512): View more from Texas

During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.

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