Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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