You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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