im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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