singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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