He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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