Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
honey bunches of taint.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I currently don't understand fingers.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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