the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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