omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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