i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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