whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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