You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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