Where is the hickey?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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