He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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