oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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