Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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