I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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