do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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