so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We named our party play list daddy issues
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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