i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Even my vagina gasped.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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