He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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