yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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