CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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