Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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