Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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