Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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