Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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