Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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