You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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