I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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