thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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