I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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