so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
