how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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