I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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