Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it