i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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