why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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