come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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