Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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